Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, 9 months ago

    Mr. Bors,
    Please DO NOT encourage the internet.
    Sincerely,
    G. Fourcrows

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Why is this loser still in the news?

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @masterskrain

    While everyone looks at the left hand, the right hand is picking your pocket.

  4. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C and Martens Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C and Martens Release said, 9 months ago

    @SkepticCal

    How do you know? You’ve seen him beat his meat?

  5. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 9 months ago

    Is it possible that the poor man is a victim of his last name? One taunt too many in school perhaps? A psychological disorder that makes him think his thing is him? And the comedy value of it all… Priceless!

  6. Northern Redman

    Northern Redman said, 9 months ago

    @MortyForTyrant

    Could be, but it never stopped Dick Trickle.

  7. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Once this new version of news distribution, writing news on your member and tweeting it, becomes common, it will spell the end for newspapers, magazines and even internet news sites as we know them. Unfortunately, cartoonists will be hardest hit, having to revert to hand-drawing everything, and at an awkward angle.

  8. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 9 months ago

    @Rad-ish

    Hand?


    Both his hands were on the camera. Those of us who were stupid enough to look at thedirty had to look at something that was NOT a hand.


    But while we were looking to see if he’d ever seen a mohel, they WERE picking our pockets. So your conclusion is valid, even if the thing we were looking at wasn’t ‘the left hand’.

  9. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Michael wme

    Gah! Now I need the brain bleach.

  10. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 9 months ago

    ..one letter words.

  11. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Debt Free

    Without proper nourishment, your body will consume itself, tearing apart and breaking down muscle mass to feed its continuing efforts, even if it is a pointless exercise.

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