Jun 28, 2013
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Man: Welcome to the NEW TALIBAN EMBASSY in Qatar! 
Where we have adopted the most savage tactic of the infidels: international diplomacy! 
"Our training camps are churning out waves of ruthless ambassadors."
Man: Shake their hand, smile. Lie through your teeth! 
"No corner of Earth will be safe from our Jihadists using the most inane bureaucratic buzzwords."
Man #2: Moving forward. 
Strategic partnership. 
Shared goals. 
Man: We will wage bilateral negotiations on you for TEN GENERATIONS! 
Oh yeah. We can sink to your level. 
Jul 4, 2013
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