Matt Bors by Matt Bors

Matt Bors

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  1. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Never let a crisis go to waste! Here comes public attention. Everybody look busy.

  2. Jase99

    Jase99 said, over 1 year ago

    Certainly worked after 9/11.

  3. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Please stop giving the liberals ideas. They all ready know how to exploit a crisis. At least this time Obama uttered the “T” word. I half expected him to say “spontaneous or YouTube” like he lied to us the last time. But then again that was over seas where he could bury it. and “what difference does it make”

  4. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Jase99

    Yeah. Let’s just hope that they don’t finish eliminating the Bill of Rights. Ashcroft did a “Heck of a Job” wiping out about half of it back in 2001.

  5. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    Terrorists perform an act. Repressive laws get passed. Terrorists perform an act. Repressive laws get passed, ad infinitum. That is the intent of terrorism. The terrorists have been winning a little bit at a time.

  6. gmgodsil

    gmgodsil said, over 1 year ago

    Shush everybody! You’re giving LIE-BERALS ideas for more laws restricting law-abiding citizens.

  7. rossevrymn

    rossevrymn said, over 1 year ago

    Come one Bors, I’m sure your slurp hero, Rall, has something much more disgusting to say than this. You can do better.

  8. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    The terrorist used two pressure cookers imported from Spain, which is in Europe. Every level-headed American must support banning all pressure cookers, no matter where they’re from, and all imports from every Spanish-speaking country, and all imports from Europe. Anything else is just an invitation to the terrorist to attack the US.


    One caveat: we have to ask the NRA if the Second Amendment doesn’t guarantee our right to have pressure cookers, but even if it does, we need to ban all imports from Spanish-speaking and European countries.

  9. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, over 1 year ago

    @Harleyquinn

    Liberals like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney? Give me a break.

  10. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    “One caveat: we have to ask the NRA if the Second Amendment doesn’t guarantee our right to have pressure cookers, but even if it does, we need to ban all imports from Spanish-speaking and European countries.”

    At the very least, we need to start saying things like “Freedom Harlem” and “Freedom Rice”. I think I’ll have “Freedom Food” for lunch today.

  11. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    Unless those repressive laws include gun controls or background checks. Mustn’t overstep.

  12. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    It would take at least two years for Congress to get around to considering banning pressure cookers let alone getting them banned. Besides, the Spaniards would just rename “pressure cookers” as “compression boilers” and we would have another useless law on the books.

  13. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, over 1 year ago

    I like this comic. We should be smarter about knee-jerk reactions after what we’ve been through in the last decade. Even with Homeland Security (I still cringe at the word “homeland”), aggressive policiing and surveillance, this kind of violence is still possible anywhere at any time.

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hurry up! We have to finish destroying our freedoms before the terrorists get a chance to!

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Chillbilly

    I think they originally wanted to call it “The Fatherland Security Force”, but even shrub and Dr. Evil backed off of that one.

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