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Feb 11, 2013
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Boy: "I was trying to save people and... I got dispended." Principal: I've added three invisible guards to the playground. See? Teacher: Pew! Freeze cannon. Your imagination is useless! Principal: Teachers-- on your desks! Lucy says the floor is lava! A Colorado woman says her seven-year-old was suspended from school for throwing a pretend grenade during recess. Schools are going to have to do more to protect children from make-believe attacks. Arm faculty with fantasy firearms. Prepare lockdown procedures.
Feb 15, 2013
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