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The actions outlined here are actually some of the best ones to be put forward so far. I especially like the lava floor lockdown procedures. But the freeze cannon is good, too. I’m not sure about the imaginary invisible guards. That’s sort of creepy. I wouldn’t want them watching me all the time.
Throwing rocks, eh? Mmmm . . . either a bully, or a target hitting back . . . If a bully, suspension for life. If a target, typical just typical; schools usually interfere when a target hits back, never when a bully hits.
He’s 7 years old. 7 year olds throw things. Suspension for life!? Just give him a condom, teach him how to use it and all will be well. C’mon people, we have to lead these little ones into a life of same sex experiences, promiscuity, govn. dependency, Eco- worship and America hating, lets get with it!
Sounds like he needs an “imaginary butt-whipping” to explain why throwing rocks is not good. Imaginary grenades are okay, as long as their imaginary. Guess we’d rather teach them that dressing up as fantasy-world actors and singers is the way to go. Long live Gaga!
And, I for one, do NOT want any guns at our schools…There has to be a better way to have a good educational environment – most of all.. People have to relax… Maybe we need soothing music…NOT todays noise…
Pretend grenades that are really rocks should not hurt, they don’t blow up. . Now to crash my RC plane into someone’s face, it is only a pretend drone and won’t blow up. . There is a problem here.
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masterskrain said, 3 months ago
The P.C. Police are running Amok in America!
BrassOrchid
said, 3 months ago
The actions outlined here are actually some of the best ones to be put forward so far. I especially like the lava floor lockdown procedures. But the freeze cannon is good, too. I’m not sure about the imaginary invisible guards. That’s sort of creepy. I wouldn’t want them watching me all the time.
ne7minder55 said, 3 months ago
Saw a story from the Denver TV news – turns out the boy was throwing rocks at other kids – the “imaginary Grenade” part was all made up.
Ransom D Stone said, 3 months ago
@ne7minder55
Rock thowing is what David did to kill Goliath. No grenade needed.
ghostkeeper said, 3 months ago
Throwing rocks, eh? Mmmm . . . either a bully, or a target hitting back . . . If a bully, suspension for life. If a target, typical just typical; schools usually interfere when a target hits back, never when a bully hits.
narrowminded said, 3 months ago
@ghostkeeper
He’s 7 years old. 7 year olds throw things. Suspension for life!?
Just give him a condom, teach him how to use it and all will be well. C’mon people, we have to lead these little ones into a life of same sex experiences, promiscuity, govn. dependency, Eco- worship and America hating, lets get with it!
narrowminded said, 3 months ago
Forgot something.
This little guy sounds perfect for a future in DNC election ad creation. He’s a natural!
Ken M
said, 3 months ago
Sounds like he needs an “imaginary butt-whipping” to explain why throwing rocks is not good. Imaginary grenades are okay, as long as their imaginary. Guess we’d rather teach them that dressing up as fantasy-world actors and singers is the way to go. Long live Gaga!
Adrian Snare said, 3 months ago
@BrassOrchid
And, I for one, do NOT want any guns at our schools…There has to be a better way to have a good educational environment – most of all..
People have to relax…
Maybe we need soothing music…NOT todays noise…
The Wolf In Your Midst said, 3 months ago
@BrassOrchid
Don’t sweat it. The invisible guards are probably in the lounge, playing invisible poker.
You can join in, but the buy-in is fifty invisible bucks.
ossiningaling said, 3 months ago
So much for playing army. You know if the kids would just plant imaginary IEDs in the faculty lounge, this wouldn’t be an issue.
Michael wme said, 3 months ago
@ne7minder55
It’s a good thing you get all your news from TV, because reading is terrible. Newspapers like the Denver Post always get it wrong.
2011worldchamps said, 3 months ago
As part of protection from make-believe attacks, schools should bring back class prayers to the make-believe god.
AgentSmith101 said, 3 months ago
@2011worldchamps
As opposed to the real one.
Stipple said, 3 months ago
Pretend grenades that are really rocks should not hurt, they don’t blow up.
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Now to crash my RC plane into someone’s face, it is only a pretend drone and won’t blow up.
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There is a problem here.