Matt Bors for January 31, 2013
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Man 1: Nnf. Man 2: I'm nostalgic for older, dumber times. Woman: Uh, delete? Boy: Classic bathroom experience. Have you tried the hip new beer, Churchkey? It comes in a completely sealed can-- you need an opener to drink it. And I quote the can: "Back to simple times with simple tools that change an interaction into an experience." It's easy to imagine hard-to-use products catching on. Recapture the joy of quill pen correspondence! Spend two minutes dialing a number like Grandpa! Add a hand-crafted chamber pot to your home!
I’ve used a quill pen, but I much prefer fountain pens. Considering the amount of money one can make at calligraphy (as an art work) or churning butter (think tourist trap) I’m willing to bet the craft beer is selling for 3 times the normal going rate!