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Until women can embrace the diversity of the XY pairing instead of being closed-minded, XX conservative pre-programmed egg-venders marching in lock-step, they will never be the equals of those who let it all hang out and embrace change and who do not peddle the static and unchanging principles of the mitochondial DNA. Such weak-minded conservatives should never be allowed to be part of any adult discussion. Or so I’m told. It could be incorrect. Historically, I’m wrong an awful lot.
So, the next Hitler just has to send naked female troops and the gallant Marines will surrender? Good to know for an aspiring tyrant like me, makes recruiting my future army so much more fun :-)
LTM (laugh to myself) (I’d hate to have to try to explain what I was laughing at! Especially to my boss, I’ve seen her make Marines poop right in front of her; granted, they still had their pants on, but…)!
Am I to believe that our men in uniform- tough, disciplined, determined- are so enslaved by their hormones that they can’t possibly handle the sight of a woman with her pants down without losing their minds? Or is this just more men telling women what they can (and can’t) handle? I can’t tell which of the two scenarios is more stupid.
I have to wonder about a Marine that’s afraid to drop trou in front of a woman…Hummm…but he’s not too upset about doing it in front of other guys…Hummm again…
Primise 1: “we’re so busy wondering if we CAN do a thing, we forget to wonder if we SHOULD do that thing.” Premise 2. On why the group of women congresswomen are saying they are the(paraphrase) ‘great hope for America’: they are uniters not dividers, see where men have gotten us running things the last ?00 years. Women represent the better qualities of humanity. So do women in the military represent GHWBush’s “kinder, gentler” machine-gun hand? Personally I see a hugh dicrepency between women representing humanities ’higher/better qualities and having them kill, maim and die for our, or any country. I do believe women, some women, represent humanities better/higher qualities; so let them be uniters because other than “All Quiet on the Western Front” I know of no examples where war united divided peoples. And I am personally embarressed, GUYS, that the US or any country would use them to fight their wars. I feel it is a disgraceful waste of OUR most precious resource; our mothers, sisters and daughters to send them to fight and die on foreign soil. Again; not that they CAN’T, I acknowledge women can do anything they set their minds to. Women already do wonderful and incredible things, but do they need to THESE things? Women; GO, UNITE, LOVECARE! Maybe if we can’t get enough MEN to fight our wars maybe we could……. have less and/or smaller wars. I offer an old paraphrased quote: " Let us study debate and detente, so our children may study industry and agriculture, so our children’s children may study music and the arts.
That the Marine is traumatized about relieving himself infront of the guys in his Platoon makes me wonder if he’s the same kind of guy that is embarassed about using a public bathroom and waits for a stall to pee in instead of the urinal.
Quite frankly, if someone wants to watch me relieve myself in the woods that’s their problem. And if they’re going to watch, maybe they can wipe for me too.
I think it’s more to do with a fear that the woman might see that his “gun” isn’t as big as he’d like her to think it is. “This is my weapon, this is my gun….”
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BrassOrchid
said, 4 months ago
Until women can embrace the diversity of the XY pairing instead of being closed-minded, XX conservative pre-programmed egg-venders marching in lock-step, they will never be the equals of those who let it all hang out and embrace change and who do not peddle the static and unchanging principles of the mitochondial DNA. Such weak-minded conservatives should never be allowed to be part of any adult discussion. Or so I’m told. It could be incorrect. Historically, I’m wrong an awful lot.
MortyForTyrant said, 4 months ago
So, the next Hitler just has to send naked female troops and the gallant Marines will surrender? Good to know for an aspiring tyrant like me, makes recruiting my future army so much more fun :-)
Clark Kent said, 4 months ago
The USA should not be over there. Bring our troops home now.
ARodney said, 4 months ago
I love the toilet paper squares bit. And marines — if my college dorm could share a bathroom, I suspect that the marines would get used to it.
moderateisntleft said, 4 months ago
I was going to make a relavent comment, but a female just walked by and distracted me…… what-ever am I to do?
ReasonsVentriloquist said, 4 months ago
@moderateisntleft
LTM (laugh to myself) (I’d hate to have to try to explain what I was laughing at! Especially to my boss, I’ve seen her make Marines poop right in front of her; granted, they still had their pants on, but…)!
The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago
Am I to believe that our men in uniform- tough, disciplined, determined- are so enslaved by their hormones that they can’t possibly handle the sight of a woman with her pants down without losing their minds? Or is this just more men telling women what they can (and can’t) handle?
I can’t tell which of the two scenarios is more stupid.
ansonia
said, 4 months ago
so the phobia of one marine is worthy of a scatological cartoon implying this is going to be a big issue??
.
“American men… when they burp they say ‘excuse me;’ and when they fart they laugh like hell.” Anon.
masterskrain said, 4 months ago
I have to wonder about a Marine that’s afraid to drop trou in front of a woman…Hummm…but he’s not too upset about doing it in front of other guys…Hummm again…
jamnarama said, 4 months ago
Primise 1: “we’re so busy wondering if we CAN do a thing, we forget to wonder if we SHOULD do that thing.”
Premise 2. On why the group of women congresswomen are saying they are the(paraphrase) ‘great hope for America’: they are uniters not dividers, see where men have gotten us running things the last ?00 years.
Women represent the better qualities of humanity.
So do women in the military represent GHWBush’s “kinder, gentler” machine-gun hand?
Personally I see a hugh dicrepency between women representing humanities ’higher/better qualities and having them kill, maim and die for our, or any country.
I do believe women, some women, represent humanities better/higher qualities; so let them be uniters because other than “All Quiet on the Western Front” I know of no examples where war united divided peoples.
And I am personally embarressed, GUYS, that the US or any country would use them to fight their wars.
I feel it is a disgraceful waste of OUR most precious resource; our mothers, sisters and daughters to send them to fight and die on foreign soil.
Again; not that they CAN’T, I acknowledge women can do anything they set their minds to. Women already do wonderful and incredible things, but do they need to THESE things?
Women; GO, UNITE, LOVE CARE!
Maybe if we can’t get enough MEN to fight our wars maybe we could……. have less and/or smaller wars.
I offer an old paraphrased quote: " Let us study debate and detente, so our children may study industry and agriculture, so our children’s children may study music and the arts.
singlespeed said, 4 months ago
That the Marine is traumatized about relieving himself infront of the guys in his Platoon makes me wonder if he’s the same kind of guy that is embarassed about using a public bathroom and waits for a stall to pee in instead of the urinal.
Quite frankly, if someone wants to watch me relieve myself in the woods that’s their problem. And if they’re going to watch, maybe they can wipe for me too.
ahab
said, 4 months ago
@BrassOrchid
Tea Party members are chromosomal aberrants.
The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago
@masterskrain
I think it’s more to do with a fear that the woman might see that his “gun” isn’t as big as he’d like her to think it is.
“This is my weapon, this is my gun….”
ansonia
said, 4 months ago
@ahab
You’re confusing them with the wall street occupiers.