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   briatollah said, 4 months ago

   That’s right, veggies are also living things.
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   jake0212 said, 4 months ago

   You’re kidding, right? What are we supposed to eat, rocks? :)
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   Tsukuyomi said, 4 months ago

   @Debbie Jordan

   Mushroom
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   Dee said, 4 months ago

   Ahhh. Shades of the late 1960’s ‘Plants Have Feelings’ fad.
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   Chris Kenworthy said, 4 months ago

   ‘Are you going to tell me,’ said Arthur, ‘that I shouldn’t have
   green salad?’

   ‘Well,’ said the [Dish of the Day], ‘I know many vegetables that are
   very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually
   decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.’

   - Douglas Adams, “The Restaurant at the end of the Universe.”
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   prfesser said, 4 months ago

   I would never eat an animal that asked me not to. I’d kill it first to shut it up.
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 4 months ago

   Run! Our friend Dr. Smith started talking to a carrot once, and it killed 6 careers.

   /Right, Penny?
   //Penny’s sobbing quietly in the corner . . .
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   I think Neil has another problem. He is a bit closer to schizophrenia who can have hallucinations. The normal protections against extraneous information is absent. He sees more than most. If he was smarter he could use them to be creative.
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   Chelsea Prochaska said, 4 months ago

   @Dee

   Whoa, seriously?! I missed all the good stuff!
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    K M said, 4 months ago

    @Tsukuyomi

    I think Neil’s been way too into the mushrooms already!
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    Blackwolff9 said, 4 months ago

    OH,COME ON!!!
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