‘Are you going to tell me,’ said Arthur, ‘that I shouldn’t have green salad?’
‘Well,’ said the [Dish of the Day], ‘I know many vegetables that arevery clear on that point. Which is why it was eventuallydecided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.’
- Douglas Adams, “The Restaurant at the end of the Universe.”
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 11 years ago
That’s right, veggies are also living things.
jake0212 over 11 years ago
You’re kidding, right? What are we supposed to eat, rocks? :)
Tsukuyomi over 11 years ago
Mushroom
doris sloan over 11 years ago
Ahhh. Shades of the late 1960’s ‘Plants Have Feelings’ fad.
Chris Kenworthy over 11 years ago
‘Are you going to tell me,’ said Arthur, ‘that I shouldn’t have green salad?’
‘Well,’ said the [Dish of the Day], ‘I know many vegetables that arevery clear on that point. Which is why it was eventuallydecided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.’
- Douglas Adams, “The Restaurant at the end of the Universe.”
Michelle Morris over 11 years ago
OH,COME ON!!!