Luann by Greg Evans

Luann

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  1. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    3 Wild And Cra-aaazy Girls”
    “Change Of Clothes, Change Of Formula”

    “Bern-New And Improved”
    or
    “I’m Wearing My Fun-derpants, Today!”…..

  2. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    And throw in a crazy and convoluted plot, and some hidden product placements, and schedule a guest appearance by Charo or David Hasselhoff, and you have the makings of a semi-believable plot!… or a “feel good okay summer block-blister!”….

  3. Angelalex242

    Angelalex242 said, over 2 years ago

    Bern: I’m gonna get so wild, I might even drink milk from the container!
    Delta: I’ll get so wild. I’ll take 5 needy dogs from the animal shelter on a walk.
    Luann: I’ll get wild alright…me, Quill, alone…

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Dale said it would cost 5 acorns.

  5. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    “Sponsored” by…
    “Born To Be Mild”, the movie… if that’s okay… “Out in theaters this Monday , instead….. Ooooooh! Bold!…”

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    In the news: three high school girls stole a school bus. Details at 11.

  7. seismic-2

    seismic-2 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    So, what tattoos will the 3 girls get? If Delta agrees to do it (which I doubt), she would pick some inspirational (and tedious) quotation, probably. Luann will get a heart with the name “Quill”. Will Bernice get so wasted that she winds up with her whole back covered by an eagle fighting a snake?

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    @seismic-2

    Bernice will wake up to e=mc2 on her face.

  9. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, over 2 years ago

    “I’ll….I’ll… I wont phrase my sentences grammatically!…. Whew! I’m A-Livin’- On Da Edge, now!…. Ha ha! See?…”

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Tiffany will start her new film career.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Delta: Bern! What’s wrong with you?

    Bernice: I put a whole bottle of vanilla extract in my cocoa.

    Delta: Lu, what did you do?

    Luann: I ate a fruitcake that had been soaked in jack daniels.

    Bernice and Luann: So, what did you do?

    Delta: I left a camera running in here, hoping to send it to youtube

  12. wrwallaceii

    wrwallaceii said, over 2 years ago

    Bernice letting her walls down could be like the Hoover Dam collapsing. The damage would be irreparable.. She might even change her choice of profession from counselor to Pole Dancer.

  13. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 2 years ago

    Happiest I’ve seen Bernice. Ever.

  14. trekman58

    trekman58 said, over 2 years ago

    What ever happened to the wild and crazy sunglass wearing dancing around Delta?? Has the last 10 years mellowed her out?

  15. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    @trekman58

    I’m guessing it’s when she had cancer.

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