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Fast food is a communist plot to overthrow America by immobilizing, quite literally, it’s citizens. Once you’re all so fat that you can’t march, don’t fit through the hatches of your tanks and can no longer reach that big red button on the control panel they will come and feed your defenseless bodies to the hungry masses! You want prove? Just look at Ronald McDonald’s hair. It’s RED!!!
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(This senseless fear mongering was brought to you by Faux News. Faux News: when you need to be in fear ALL the time!)
The country is bankrupt and the media is diverting our attention with this crap. The man considers himself a Christian and the Bible doesn’t mince words, it says homosexuality is an “abomination”. I’m an agnostic and don’t care who sleeps with who, but you’re being led down a hole by the media. Wise up.
“he country is bankrupt and the media is diverting our attention with this crap. The man considers himself a Christian and the Bible doesn’t mince words, it says homosexuality is an “abomination”. I’m an agnostic and don’t care who sleeps with who, but you’re being led down a hole by the media. Wise up.”
The Bible doesn’t mince words about a lot of things, but you feel it’s perfectly OK to ignore them. If you really followed the bible, you wouldn’t be wearing blended fabrics, eating shrimp. Bacon cheese burgers are big time violations. When is Dan Cathy going to advocate having sausage and bacon outlawed?
The whole LGBT controversy, like the “Office of Faith-based Initiatives”, is something the government shouldn’t be involved with at all, as a matter of the Second Amendment, and Article Six. Quite simply, it’s imposing religion and a “religious test” in personal rights, and tax expenditures, period.
“If so, Cathy is going STRAIGHT TO HELL. The Bible says so.”
If memory serves, it would make you spiritually unclean and unworthy of worshiping God until sundown of the next day. Still, a restaurant founded on Biblical principles should not be serving pork products. They are advocating going against the word of God as written in Holy Scripture.
I am sooo bored by this whole tempest in a teapot. We’ve extracted every possible twist on both sides out of this, so please, all cartoonists, find something else to draw about.
Joe Heller has been the staff editorial cartoonist for the Green Bay Press-Gazette since 1985. His cartoons appear in more than 350 publications, making him the most self-syndicated cartoonist in the nation.
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Comments (15) (Please sign in to comment)
Litho stone said, 10 months ago
Der….yep.
And what’s this here word mean any ways? – kal-or-eye?…
MortyForTyrant said, 10 months ago
Fast food is a communist plot to overthrow America by immobilizing, quite literally, it’s citizens. Once you’re all so fat that you can’t march, don’t fit through the hatches of your tanks and can no longer reach that big red button on the control panel they will come and feed your defenseless bodies to the hungry masses! You want prove? Just look at Ronald McDonald’s hair. It’s RED!!!
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(This senseless fear mongering was brought to you by Faux News. Faux News: when you need to be in fear ALL the time!)
jonesb said, 10 months ago
The country is bankrupt and the media is diverting our attention with this crap. The man considers himself a Christian and the Bible doesn’t mince words, it says homosexuality is an “abomination”. I’m an agnostic and don’t care who sleeps with who, but you’re being led down a hole by the media. Wise up.
Jase99 said, 10 months ago
“he country is bankrupt and the media is diverting our attention with this crap. The man considers himself a Christian and the Bible doesn’t mince words, it says homosexuality is an “abomination”. I’m an agnostic and don’t care who sleeps with who, but you’re being led down a hole by the media. Wise up.”
The Bible doesn’t mince words about a lot of things, but you feel it’s perfectly OK to ignore them. If you really followed the bible, you wouldn’t be wearing blended fabrics, eating shrimp. Bacon cheese burgers are big time violations. When is Dan Cathy going to advocate having sausage and bacon outlawed?
Kylop said, 10 months ago
@MortyForTyrant
Well done Morty! Now can you continue that on to how Sesame Street is also a communist plot?
Heavy B said, 10 months ago
@Jase99
“When is Dan Cathy going to advocate having sausage and bacon outlawed?”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t chic-fill-a sell sandwiches with bacon
DrCanuck said, 10 months ago
@Heavy B
If so, Cathy is going STRAIGHT TO HELL.
The Bible says so.
Wabbit
said, 10 months ago
Jase, that’s right.
I think the point is that some things shouldn’t even be in politics, or that we seem to be hearing all this everywhere.
dtroutma
said, 10 months ago
The whole LGBT controversy, like the “Office of Faith-based Initiatives”, is something the government shouldn’t be involved with at all, as a matter of the Second Amendment, and Article Six. Quite simply, it’s imposing religion and a “religious test” in personal rights, and tax expenditures, period.
Jase99 said, 10 months ago
@DrCanuck
“If so, Cathy is going STRAIGHT TO HELL. The Bible says so.”
If memory serves, it would make you spiritually unclean and unworthy of worshiping God until sundown of the next day. Still, a restaurant founded on Biblical principles should not be serving pork products. They are advocating going against the word of God as written in Holy Scripture.
lonecat said, 10 months ago
I am sooo bored by this whole tempest in a teapot. We’ve extracted every possible twist on both sides out of this, so please, all cartoonists, find something else to draw about.
DrCanuck said, 10 months ago
@Jase99
And then there’s that picture of a chicken on their logo, which is a graven image. He’s going STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Ms. Ima said, 10 months ago
As proven over and over: libs don’t allow anyone to have an opinion that is different than yours.
Litho stone said, 10 months ago
@Ms. Ima
Well… if that isn’t the pot calling the cannabis “weed”.
DrCanuck said, 10 months ago
@Ms. Ima
Ima lies. She’s going STRAIGHT TO HELL.