Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 23, 2015
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: So if global warming was a real threat, how did you manage to save the earth? Man: Feh! Global warming proved no challenge for our advanced future technology! Captain Victorious: Wow, so what amazing invention did you use to stop the oceans from rising and flooding all of civilization? Man: Giant sponges.
They put the giant sponges at the poles, where there were no more ice, and they became new homes for the polar bears and penguins. And the sponges are wet so the bears and penguins can stay cool.