Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 23, 2015
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: So if global warming was a real threat, how did you manage to save the earth? Man: Feh! Global warming proved no challenge for our advanced future technology! Captain Victorious: Wow, so what amazing invention did you use to stop the oceans from rising and flooding all of civilization? Man: Giant sponges.
puddleglum1066 over 9 years ago
But where’d they get the collagen to make all these giant sponges? Oh, they re-processed all the Faux Noise yappers. First time those guys were ever good for something…
damifid0 over 9 years ago
The ‘Doomsday clock’,yesterday lost another minute,due to climate change,the last time was during the cold war,when we[and russia] detonated hydrogen bombs in testing. sigh.Check it out. Another fact. :( Peace.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
They put the giant sponges at the poles, where there were no more ice, and they became new homes for the polar bears and penguins. And the sponges are wet so the bears and penguins can stay cool.