Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 08, 2012

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Rob: So you want to be the next Stephen King, do you? You realize he's a red sox fan? How does that sit with your Yankee Brain? Bucky: Well, it's professional curiosity, isn't it? He's a fan of the evil and macabre. Just as Jonas Salk was a "fan" of polio. I'm sure Stephen King studies Red Sox nation in the same way a child studies a drowning insect. I mean I've seen sox games on TV, their fans drool on themselves and button their shirts wrong. They're freaks. Rob: Allllllrighty, then. Bucky: Well, you're a sox fan, when was the last time you had a date with an actual- Rob: You made your point.