Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt

Frog Applause

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  1. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, over 1 year ago

    I agree, those kinds of things should happen much later in the day after significant alcoholic reinforcement.

  2. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    Drinking urine yellows the teeth.

  3. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    Speaking of Frog Blog:

    We lived in Sommerville, MA for about 7 years. We lived in an old building turned into apartments and our landlord lived upstairs.

    Being originally from San Diego I called any carbonated drink coke, regardless of the brand. My wife, from Vermont, called it soda. Jimmy upstairs was from Arizona and he called it pop while his wife from Medford, MA called it tonic.

    I was usually the one, of course, who got Coke when everyone else was drinking 7Up.

  4. jcepillow

    jcepillow said, over 1 year ago

    The gent in the carrot-juice ad looks like he needs the carrot as a nose more than he needs it as a juice ingredient. If you’re going to make a lateral move from “snowman” to “model,” make sure you collect all your belongings!

  5. finale

    finale said, over 1 year ago

    Pitchfork mobs are always best at night due to the tar torches they carry.

  6. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Angry peasants are, well you know..?

  7. MaxNuclear

    MaxNuclear GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It is never too early to start drinking your own urine!

  8. Krazy Ig Katz

    Krazy Ig Katz said, over 1 year ago

    Catullus alleged that urine, as used by the Celtiberians, whitened the teeth, inpoem 39

  9. Oxnate

    Oxnate said, over 1 year ago

    Did they happen to say WHEN Grace would be returning?

  10. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    No feathered headdress?
    Stay away from Las Vegas.

  11. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Carrot Pop?
    Mmmm…!

  12. piksea

    piksea GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Yes, but it’s five o’clock somewhere, isn’t it?

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    So the person calls carbonated beverages “pop,” what do they call their father?

  14. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I say pop too, but rarely have to since I never drink the stuff.

  15. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Considering my choice of beverages, my urine has probably got a fairly high alcohol content.

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