Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Brilliant! I’d like to point out that I am the inventor of the eitherormeter. You put a cup filled with water outside, and you find out if its freezing or not…Works very well…..

  2. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Um…. isn’t that kinda…. backward?
    Or am I missing something?


    He’s says he’s throwing it into the wind….
    ie against the wind…


    So…. I’d think the farther he can make it travel upwind……..
    the less wind there is.
    “Wow” would be a wind that could whip the ball right out of his hand and blow it backwards.


    Ping pong balls are like feathers…
    he could throw one eight feet, or even more, WITH the wind…


    But I can’t imagine any wind worthy of a “wow” that a grade school kid can throw a ping pong ball INTO, overhanded, and make it go eight feet .

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Varnes….
    you forgot to put out a piece of string tied to a stick…
    you check THAT to see whether it’s windy.

  4. zellman

    zellman said, over 3 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    This scale seems to be backward to our normal way of understanding these things. Like Golf. The lower the number on the Pablo scale, the stronger the wind.

  5. luvcmx

    luvcmx GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    And there is the weather stick you use to determine if it is raining: if the stick is wet it’s raining; if it’s dry it’s not.

  6. kingstonave

    kingstonave said, over 3 years ago

    And then there’s the famous blooper, when a weatherman said: “Let’s take a leak outside and see if it’s freezing!”

  7. Strod

    Strod said, over 3 years ago

    Yeah, it’s a sub-par sport. (With the little carts that allow you to avoid exercising and everything.)

  8. le-roy

    le-roy said, over 3 years ago

    Easy for you to say. Well, sphfigmopnoterometer isn’t really easy for anyone to say. I agree – let’s go with Pablo-meter.

  9. rekam

    rekam GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Strod

    There are golf resorts around here that insist you use those carts. Where’s the exercise in that?

  10. danketaz

    danketaz GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    If you throw the ball into the wind then it’s easier to retrieve… except (as in panel 2) if the ball gets blown back past you with no signs of slowing.

  11. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, over 3 years ago

    I prefer the title of John Feinstein’s book: “A Good Walk Spoiled”.

  12. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, over 3 years ago

    There is an inverse relationship between the commitment to the golf-is-not-a-sport argument and an understanding of the game.

  13. UsernameUsername1234

    UsernameUsername1234 said, over 3 years ago

    @zellman

    The original Celsius scale had water freezing at 100 and boiling at 0.

  14. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, over 3 years ago

    As long as he’s not blowing a .08 on the breathalyzer.

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