Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Human beings live only on Earth. Clearly, the universe was designed by aliens.

  2. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “Penguin design” is even less credible than “intelligent design”.

  3. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 1 year ago

    So how do they get in the same place in the Coca – Cola commercials?

  4. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    The Polar Express,of course.

  5. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, over 1 year ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    OF COURSE Coke owns Santa!
    Why do you think he wears Red and White?
    (Seriously, take a look at really OLD Color images, you’ll see quite a bit of GREEN.)

  6. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Sure the Universe was designed by aliens! That’s why Humans are confined to one place!
    “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of
    the galaxy, lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 93 million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life-forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!”
    I mean, if it was your Universe, would you invite in a dog that wasn’t housebroken??
    “The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the Universe is the fact that NO ONE has attempted to contact us!”

  7. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    masterskrain, I love that last line……BTW, what is that quote from? Douglas Adams?

  8. ntheodorakis

    ntheodorakis GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Leopard seals and orcas will eat penguins, so they don’t lack for predators even in Antarctica.

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Why did Eastern Europe get all the hard consonants, and the South Pacific all the vowels..?

  10. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 1 year ago


    Especially since if you had polar bears in Antarctica they might leave the penguins alone and continue with their preferred food of seals…which do eat penguins.

  11. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, over 1 year ago


    We’ve noticed that when we play Words with Friends! All consonants is the Welsh or Eastern Europe rack; all vowels is the Hawaiian (or Old MacDonald!) rack :-)

  12. twypsi

    twypsi said, over 1 year ago

    That line is from “Calvin & Hobbes” Calvin and Hobbes were out one evening looking up at the sky filled with stars.

  13. rshive

    rshive said, over 1 year ago


    Ah, but how do we know that? Maybe some polar bear, as he’s munching on his seal, is thinking “Damm, I could have had a penguin.”

  14. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Masterskrain, I really like your take on the origin of the planet! It makes the most sense of anything I’ve read today!

  15. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 1 year ago

    @Sharuniboy “That sounds like…Scientology to me.”

    In Scientology, the aliens not only have attempted to contact us, but are here among us, and have been for some time.

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