FoxTrot by Bill Amend


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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 1 year ago

    I hope one or a few of Paige’s friends is a herpetologist; Quincy won’t scare them that quite easily.

  2. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, about 1 year ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Not likely… this should be FUN!

  3. Pretzelcoatl

    Pretzelcoatl said, about 1 year ago

    Jason may have to settle for implausible deniability.

  4. Nachikethass

    Nachikethass said, about 1 year ago

    If there’s just one girl with a platform shoe and a good arm, RIP, Quincy!

  5. maedar

    maedar said, about 1 year ago

    In the time it took you to plan that, Jason, you could have planned your escape route to Canada, which you SHOULD have been doing. Paige isn’t even going to LOOK at that stuff when she comes after you.

  6. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, about 1 year ago

    When Quincy is spotted, Paige and her friends should march up to Jason’s room and suspend him by his underpants from a closet hook … (traditional geek punishment is a wedgie … Sheldon Cooper would approve)

  7. Dr Fogg

    Dr Fogg said, about 1 year ago

    My middle daughter keeps begging for a komodo dragon.. :-D

  8. chithing

    chithing said, about 1 year ago

    @Wilmette, Illinois

    4: Gather phone numbers of several reputable child psychologists for future reference.

  9. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 1 year ago

    Oooooh, this is Jason at his devilish best!

  10. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, about 1 year ago

    And Paige will give you inevitable poundability.

  11. Asharah

    Asharah said, about 1 year ago

    I used to tell my nieces I was going to buy their little brother a tarantula to introduce to their prom dates. I was a BBBAAADDDD auntie LOL!

  12. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, about 1 year ago

    His mother never punishes him for this kind of thing — except by feeding him tofu. But since she does that whether he misbehaves or not, there is no incentive to behave.

  13. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 1 year ago

    Not happening, Jason. Paige knows you too well. She’s going to blame you no matter what you do.

  14. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, about 1 year ago

    @Dr Fogg

    You could get her a ridge tailed monitor.(assuming you can find and afford one.) That’s like a miniature Komodo dragon.

  15. danketaz

    danketaz GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    He just needs enough deniability so Mom’s maternal instincts kick in and keep Paige from killing him

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