FoxTrot by Bill Amend


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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    Never knew Roger was a fan of the University of Washington Huskies fan like me. (What a nit-wit he is about to electrocute himself.)


    TARDIS said, over 3 years ago

    2nd comment!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘Go for it, Dad… the Darwin Awards needs new entries.’

  4. J K

    J K said, over 3 years ago

    Time for Jason to invent something to do it instead, or he could always fire off the Jason VIII rocket (I think he’d left off at seven) at the branch.

  5. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    Hey, Jason! We need your help — and bring your camera!

  6. suzibuy

    suzibuy GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I thought he was gonna say, “Go get the camera”.

  7. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, over 3 years ago

    Call the power company, and tell them that the branch is occasionally hitting the wire, and causing sparks and EMI. Then they’ll come out and cut down the entire tree!

  8. maedar

    maedar said, over 3 years ago

    Talk him out of it? That never works when Andy tries it.

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 3 years ago

    where is jason getting all of this on video on the phone and uploading it to youtube.

  10. hihi613

    hihi613 said, over 3 years ago

    @templo sud thats supposed to be willot college

  11. Blue Boy

    Blue Boy said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, I need you to hold this aluminum ladder out in mid air cause it’s still a little to far to reach.

  12. shades_is_here

    shades_is_here said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    We have had new entries everyday this year from politicans, movie stars, to run of the mill people.

  13. l-empress68

    l-empress68 said, over 3 years ago

    Call the electric company, blockhead!

  14. rkozakand

    rkozakand said, over 3 years ago

    This is why women outlive men.
    Very typical that Jason sees nothing wrong with it

  15. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    One of my favorite Darwin Awards entries:
    Unconfirmed. Received via email
    In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer and discharging firearms from the rear deck of a home owned by Irving Michaels, age 27.
    The men were firing at a raccoon that was wandering by, but the beer apparently impaired their aim and, despite of the estimated 35 shots the group fired, the animal escaped into a 3 foot diameter drainage pipe some 100 feet away from Mr. Michaels’ deck.
    Determined to terminate the animal, Mr. Michaels retrieved a can of gasoline and poured some down the pipe, intending to smoke the animal out. After several unsuccessful attempts to ignite the fuel, Michaels emptied the entire 5 gallon fuel can down the pipe and tried to ignite it again, to no avail.
    Not one to admit defeat by wildlife, the determined Mr. Michaels proceeded to slide feet-first approximately 15 feet down the sloping pipe to toss the match. The subsequent rapidly expanding fireball propelled Mr. Michaels back the way he had come, though at a much higher rate of speed. He exited the angled pipe “like a Polaris missile leaves a submarine,” according to witness Joseph McFadden, 31. Mr. Michaels was launched directly over his own home, right over the heads of his astonished friends, onto his front lawn. In all, he traveled over 200 feet through the air.
    “There was a Doppler Effect to his scream as he flew over us,” McFadden reported, “Followed by a loud thud.” Amazingly, he suffered only minor injuries.
    “It was actually pretty cool,” Michaels said, “Like when they shoot someone out of a cannon at the circus. I’d do it again if I was sure I wouldn’t get hurt.”

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