FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 07, 2013
June 30, 2013
July 14, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: Peter, do you have a second? I could use your help. Peter: Sure. Whatcha need? Roger: I'm thinking if I climb to the top of this ladder, stand on my tippy toes and lean out far enough, I can use this electric leaf trimmer to get rid of that annoying tree branch that keeps hitting the house when there's wind. Peter: Which branch? The one next to the power line? Roger: Yeah, that one. Peter: So what do you need me to do? Hold the ladder? Hand you the trimmer? Roger: Talk me out of trying this.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
Never knew Roger was a fan of the University of Washington Huskies fan like me. (What a nit-wit he is about to electrocute himself.)
TARDIS almost 11 years ago
2nd comment!
TiffWHO almost 11 years ago
Time for Jason to invent something to do it instead, or he could always fire off the Jason VIII rocket (I think he’d left off at seven) at the branch.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Hey, Jason! We need your help — and bring your camera!
suzibuy almost 11 years ago
I thought he was gonna say, “Go get the camera”.
vwdualnomand almost 11 years ago
where is jason getting all of this on video on the phone and uploading it to youtube.
hihi613 almost 11 years ago
@templo sud thats supposed to be willot college
dr_dolittle_rwc almost 11 years ago
Actually, I need you to hold this aluminum ladder out in mid air cause it’s still a little to far to reach.
l-empress68 almost 11 years ago
Call the electric company, blockhead!
rkozakand almost 11 years ago
This is why women outlive men.Very typical that Jason sees nothing wrong with it
megerkey almost 11 years ago
“Just get your cell out and have 911 ready to dial as I climb the ladder.”
YatInExile almost 11 years ago
I stopped reading when Dad said “I’m thinking.”
RobinHood2013 almost 11 years ago
“Would you go see what your father’s doing, before he blows the house up, please?”— Camille Cosby, according to Bill Cosby
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
Scarecrow: I have a plan on how to rescue Dorothy!Cowardly Lion: Great, a plan!Scarecrow: And YOU’re going to lead us.Cowardly Lion: (Starts to run away, but is stopped by the others.) All right, I’ll do it for Dorothy. Guards or no guards, wicked witch or no wicked witch, I’ll tear ‘em apart!There’s just one thing I want you fellows to do…Others: What’s that?Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it!
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
I would grab the video camera now.
Seed_drill almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of Stewart Saves His Family, except Roger is sober.
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Peter, don’t let your dad do it, please.
SuperDavid almost 11 years ago
Very smooth…