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By Bill Amend
Dec 23, 2012
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Roger: Do we have any rice cakes?
Andy: I don't think so. What for? 
Roger: I need to lose weight for my New Year's resolution. 
Andy: I can pick some up next time I go to the store. 
Roger: Nah, I'll just drive over and get some now. 
Andy: It's December 30th, the New Year doesn't start for two more days. What's the hurry?
Roger: I'm talking about the resolution I made for THIS year. I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. 
Andy: Roger, relax. We all come up short on these things now and then. It's not a big deal. 
Roger: Not a big deal?! A resolution is a pledge! Maybe you don't, but I take my pledges very, very seriously! 
Andy: By the way, I thought your resolution was to lose 5 pounds, not 15.
Roger: Turns out I've gained 10.
Andy: How very, very, very sad.
Jan 6, 2013
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