FoxTrot by Bill Amend

FoxTrot

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    What good are resolutions if they aren’t kept?

  2. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 5 months ago

    If he wants to lose 15 pounds in two days, there better be some listeria in those rice cakes.

  3. Cooncat

    Cooncat said, 5 months ago

    ex-lax, spit cup and a sauna … works for thousands of H.S. wrestlers to stay at their weight level … oops, did I let out a secret?

  4. skeeterhawk

    skeeterhawk said, 5 months ago

    He sure takes his pledges seriously since he waits till now to even consider them. I was sure she’d say, ’Rice cakes? Just eat my tofu."

  5. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

    for most of us, resolutions are flexible goals that we fail at.

  6. tnhippiechick

    tnhippiechick said, 5 months ago

    the stupid flu has knocked about 10 lbs off me in so many days. of course more than half that the holiday extra that would’ve come off quickly anyway. this weight loss plan not for the weak, or the smart…… i certainly would have avoided it given the choice.

  7. Keith

    Keith said, 5 months ago

    He takes pledges so very very seriously that he waits until December 30th to take action on it.

  8. mkahn

    mkahn said, 5 months ago

    Very easy way to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat… cut off your head.

  9. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 5 months ago

    @Cooncat

    Nope. it’s called bulimia, and it’s been a well-known eating disorder for decades.

  10. octagon

    octagon said, 5 months ago

    I resolved to never make resolutions a long time ago.

  11. Elderflower

    Elderflower said, 5 months ago

    Every year, I just recycle last year’s resolutions. It keeps things simple.

  12. Ghost01

    Ghost01 said, 5 months ago

    rice cakes? Eating foam is more like it!

  13. Buggerlugs

    Buggerlugs said, 5 months ago

    How to lose 200 pounds of ugly fat:
    Get a divorce.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    Drat, all my ‘lose ugly fat’ jokes have already been used.

  15. spamster

    spamster said, 5 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    It gives friends and family something to tease you about.

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