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Jan 2, 2011
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Andy: Roger, what are you eating??
Roger: A 12-egg omelet with ham, bacon, cheese and avocado.
Andy: I thought your New Year's resolution was to lose 20 pounds!
Roger: Peter had his great idea last night...If I gain 300 pounds, I can go on "The Biggest Loser" and shed 320. Then, not only will I reach my goal weight, I could win lots of money in the process!
Andy: In case your New Year's resolution was to become the "King of Evil Practical Jokes"...
Roger: Do we have any heavy cream? I need something to was this down.
Jan 16, 2011
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