F Minus by Tony Carrillo

F Minus

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    Then take skim and water down the whole until you get 47%…do the math.

  2. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Because it is 1% or 2% reduced, not 2% left or it would be mostly water.

  3. JudasPeckerwood

    JudasPeckerwood said, over 1 year ago

    Sheesh — nothing kills a milk joke faster than humor-impaired dairy wonks showing off in the comments.

    MOO! HISS!

  4. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 1 year ago

    @ Penny Robinson Fan Club: No, it isn’t. Try skim milk (which has no milkfat in it).

    And do I have to mention that soy milk isn’t real milk, because there are no soy breasts?

  5. rudykazootie

    rudykazootie said, over 1 year ago

    Good One!!

  6. Ahnk_2000

    Ahnk_2000 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually Night, Paul is correct. Whole milk is 4% butterfat, “reduced” is 2%, “low” is 1% and skim is fat free. Even heavy cream is only 10% butterfat. 47% would be closing in on butter.

  7. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    @Ahnk_2000

    Milk to fry in.

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    47 percent milk is dependent upon government, …those who drink it believe that they are victims. …that they are ENTITLED to health care, to you name it

  9. pamwheatfree

    pamwheatfree said, over 1 year ago

    Whipping cream is 40%. I use it in my tea.

  10. malpot

    malpot said, over 1 year ago

    @Proginoskes

    So for coconut milk, do the coconut’s need to go into a brassier first, before the resultant liquid can be considered milk?

  11. nboady

    nboady said, over 1 year ago

    @JudasPeckerwood

    Actually, nothing kills a milk “joke” more than not being particularly funny. Being stupid is not necessarily the same as being humorous.

  12. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, over 1 year ago

    they soak it in giant towels and wring it out

  13. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, over 1 year ago

    @nboady

    this one sure fits THAT case…

  14. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, over 1 year ago

    @malpot

    “I’ve got a lovely pair of coconuts…” (I don’t but the song stuck in my head…)

  15. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    47% ?! Why can’t they just leave Romney alone??

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