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   exoticdoc2 said, 2 months ago

   Then take skim and water down the whole until you get 47%…do the math.
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   Paul Smith said, 2 months ago

   Buy half n half. Whole milk is only around 4%.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 2 months ago

   Because it is 1% or 2% reduced, not 2% left or it would be mostly water.
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   JudasPeckerwood said, 2 months ago

   Sheesh — nothing kills a milk joke faster than humor-impaired dairy wonks showing off in the comments.

   MOO! HISS!
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 2 months ago

   @Night-Gaunt49

   I thought that was the percent of milkfat actually left in it, no? And 1% is bloody near water.
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   Proginoskes said, 2 months ago

   @ Penny Robinson Fan Club: No, it isn’t. Try skim milk (which has no milkfat in it).

   And do I have to mention that soy milk isn’t real milk, because there are no soy breasts?
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   rudykazootie said, 2 months ago

   Good One!!
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   Ahnk_2000 said, 2 months ago

   Actually Night, Paul is correct. Whole milk is 4% butterfat, “reduced” is 2%, “low” is 1% and skim is fat free. Even heavy cream is only 10% butterfat. 47% would be closing in on butter.
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   pcolli said, 2 months ago

   @Ahnk_2000

   Milk to fry in.
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    nighthawks said, 2 months ago

    47 percent milk is dependent upon government, …those who drink it believe that they are victims. …that they are ENTITLED to health care, to you name it
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    pamwheatfree said, 2 months ago

    Whipping cream is 40%. I use it in my tea.
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    malpot said, 2 months ago

    @Proginoskes

    So for coconut milk, do the coconut’s need to go into a brassier first, before the resultant liquid can be considered milk?
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    nboady said, 2 months ago

    @JudasPeckerwood

    Actually, nothing kills a milk “joke” more than not being particularly funny. Being stupid is not necessarily the same as being humorous.
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    oldman2013 said, 2 months ago

    they soak it in giant towels and wring it out
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    aircraft-engineer said, 2 months ago

    @nboady

    this one sure fits THAT case…
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