The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
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win said, 4 months ago
Chill out, wereboy.
pcolli said, 4 months ago
In what way?
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Are you sure that’s him in there, purple-nosed wolfie?
Coyoty
said, 4 months ago
You still can’t see him.
nighthawks
said, 4 months ago
here we go gathering nuts in may
nuts in may nuts in may
here we go gathering nuts in may
so early in the morning – Claude Raines AKA ‘the Invisible Man’ 1933
LafInLarry
said, 4 months ago
He looks like any other empty snow suit.
Bobzilla said, 4 months ago
Empty suits? They have those in Congress!