The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
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Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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margueritem
said, 6 months ago
Johnson? JOHNSON??
afficionado said, 6 months ago
the monster must run a huge bill at his mani/pedicurist
Sisyphos said, 6 months ago
Excuse me, sir; but did Mr. Johnson wear glasses and carry binoculars and a flashlight? If so, I have some news for you….
Wolf Emperor
said, 6 months ago
Ho, ho, ho. Green Giant!
natureboyfig4
said, 6 months ago
Johnson needs to watch where he steps, though.
starlilies said, 6 months ago
It’s always behind you…. :(