The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
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simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago
Getting rid of the bodies, establishing alibi, destroying evidence, making one common factor in each killing to show a link.
That last one is important, as it will probably be what gives you your ‘name’. Leave a fluffy pink bunny toy stuffed in the mouth of your victims, they’ll call you the ‘Fluffy Pink Bunny Killer’, and nobody wants THAT.Sisyphos said, 7 months ago
So, what? We just do a mad frenzy of spree killing and be “joy murderers” instead?
cdward said, 7 months ago
So are these slacker killers?
WillardMBaker said, 7 months ago
’Cleaning up" also incurs the laundry bill to wash out those troublesome blood stains. Cost of bleach to destroy evidence. Gets expensive too!
PICTO said, 7 months ago
@WillardMBaker
“Gets expensive too!”
Wouldn’t some of those costs be offset by all that free meat.
chasm_b said, 7 months ago
Sorry but if you’ve ever lost someone to a serial killer you’ll understand why I’m not laughing.
LingeeWhiz said, 7 months ago
@chasm_b
Exactly!!!
Will Hays said, 7 months ago
Each day I lose my breakfast to a…. CEREAL KILLER!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!
oldman2013 said, 7 months ago
dumb
Coyoty
said, 7 months ago
If you really want to scare people, try serial reanimating.
Terri Brittingham said, 7 months ago
Dexter makes it look pretty good.
Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 7 months ago
@Coyoty
West? Herbert West, is that you?
pcolli said, 7 months ago
Everyday, people are murdered. Everyday a murderer gets an easier sentence than a minor law breaker (at least it seems so). I might dislike some people but I see no reason to kill them.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago
@Penny Robinson Fan Club
Just a little reagent serum will do to bring them back—-all of them!
hisandhers
said, 7 months ago
@chasm_b
More people are killed every day in car accidents than all victims of serial killers combined.