The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
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Sisyphos said, 8 months ago
You know those old Egyptians even worshipped their cats. Maybe the whole Crazy Cat Lady epidemic can be blamed on “them”!
LingeeWhiz said, 8 months ago
She needed that many to make it across the river.
oldman2013 said, 8 months ago
meow
Coyoty
said, 8 months ago
She was their mummy.
Drivel said, 8 months ago
Talk about getting too wrapped up with your pets…
Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago
Don’t forget they also liked crocodiles and hippos too.
pcolli said, 8 months ago
Ooh, yummy….hippo.
RackDaddy said, 2 months ago
There was no such thing until somebody made a cat leash. Now that’s a crazy cat person.