The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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PICTO said, about 1 year ago
Did it have identifying marks, scars or tattoos? Maybe try the brain trust down the street, and you can forget about city hall… no brains there.
Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago
If I only had a brain! Master!
LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago
Well, can you give me that golf ball there? I’ll see if I can make it work.
Penny Robinson Fan Club said, about 1 year ago
What about a heart? Or a bushel of courage?
simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago
Try the Brain Depository. (After 5PM, slip brains through slot in door)