The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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briatollah said, about 1 year ago
Real vampires look like Orlock. Not at all like the “Twilight” pretty boys.
margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
@briatollah
You are so right.
margueritem
said, about 1 year ago
Wonder if the new management still offers cookies and juice?
Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago
The New Management eliminates the middleman! Of course, it also eliminates the donor. Maybe not a great longterm business plan….
LingeeWhiz said, about 1 year ago
Gives a whole new meaning to the instruction, “hold still..you are going to feel a little poke.”
John Bollinger
said, about 1 year ago
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Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago
Reminds me of Blade, where the vampires are everywhere son some of them are businessmen an run blood banks.