The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago
…and we don’t have to put up with those snooty, over-paid on air news readers.
Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago
When he develops a taste for Board Members’ members, your opinion will change….
cdward said, about 1 year ago
@Sisyphos
I thought most Board Members already were zombies.
The Reader
said, about 1 year ago
Zombie economics!
Davepostmp said, about 1 year ago
@Sisyphos
Board Members’ members? Ewwww….
blackman2732 said, about 1 year ago
There’s always a silver lining
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago
The upper management is always protected from anything an if need be they have that “golden parachute” they can use.