The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago
What ever led you to decide on that test?
formally known as doc white said, about 1 year ago
bird brain.
PICTO said, about 1 year ago
Take two cuttle bones and tweet me in the morning.
LafInLarry
said, about 1 year ago
Is the test cheep?
Wolf Emperor
said, about 1 year ago
This doctor is a quack!
dbwindhorst said, about 1 year ago
The medical term is inflewenza.
Smythe Symble said, about 1 year ago
“Step # One is an Autopsy; but I wouldn’t be too concerned about that.”
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago
A new kind of bird flu—-it changes you.