The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
He talks like a pirate, all right; but who ever heard of pirate choosing artichoke dip?!
Lewreader said, over 1 year ago
Hey, Mr Out of Touch wants to know, is talk like a pirate Sept 17 or 19? I’d sound like an idiot if I was 2 days early.
GoodQuestion
said, over 1 year ago
And wood you like ships with that, matey?!?…..☻
runar
said, over 1 year ago
@Lewreader
Only 10 more days until International Talk Like A Pirate Day, which is 19 September.
runar
said, over 1 year ago
Radish
said, over 1 year ago
I thought I was looking at Arrrgyle Sweater for a moment…
Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago
You mean talk like Long John Silver pirate of literature day don’t you.
MySweetiePie said, over 1 year ago
Almost as bad as F-
Eric Alder said, over 1 year ago
Obviously he’s ashore for a little Arrr and Arrr.