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Eek! by Scott Nickel
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK!
EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants,
chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come
to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open
flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging
eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain,
personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive
thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in
laboratory rats.
©2008 Scott Nickel
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