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Austin: You've reached MyFACTS... this is Austin! Voice: Yes, I'd like to order a reality distortion field. Austin: For home or work, sir? Hi, you've reached MyFACTS, validating your reality since 9/11! This is Austin! Voice: Hi, my name is Daisy, and I have a question. If enough people believe something, does that make it true? Austin: How many people are we talking here, Daisy? Voice: 23 million. That's how many republicans think Obama is a Muslim. If that many people believe it, doesn't that make it so? Austin: Absolutely, Daisy-- belief is powerful! It's why Tinker Bell didn't die, and Pinocchio became a real boy! Voice: I knew it! I knew it! So what do I do? Austin: Are you by any chance wearing ruby slippers?
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