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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   There is no containing the Perrywinkles !
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   Peabody-Martini said, 6 months ago

   I’d say don’t let the door hit you on the way out but if I wanted to share a border with a theocratic failed state I’d move to East Africa.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

   Secede? Maybe they should be kicked out.
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   mrbribery said, 6 months ago

   I’d think Duke & Son would want to facilitate the spreading of Bushes and Perrys.
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   Agent54 said, 6 months ago

   Perry – one of the top 10 most common names. They could be anywhere.
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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   @Agent54

   Perry – one of the top 10 most common names. They could be anywhere.
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   Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead !
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   I guess there’s now a reason for Massachusetts to secede what with alln the Kennedys. (Just wanted to spark so fires.)
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   Again: let them..Declare war. Make them a protectorate. Seize all the assets of the oil co.s and pay off the national debt with them. (Worked for the Saudis.)
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   freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

   if they take the Cowboys with them, they got my vote.
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 6 months ago

    @freeholder1

    Ever seen the Cowboys’ cheerleaders?
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    Beekeeper62 said, 6 months ago

    When you take all the money of the rich, who will they come after next?
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    freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    Did I say they had to go? Pay attention. They can join the Raiderettes or the Honey Bears.
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    freeholder1 said, 6 months ago

    @Beekeeper62

    They’ll be to poor to come after anyone.
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    luckylouie said, 6 months ago

    Can people from other states sign the petition? I can guarantee them 37,691,912 votes from California.
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 6 months ago

    @Beekeeper62

    “When you take all the money of the rich ….”
    

    
    A tiny percentage hike is hardly “all the money”.
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