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   Lisa Childress said, 5 months ago

   Perfect!
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

   Rick Perry makes Trff Bmzklfrpz look like a piker.
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   barticle35 said, 5 months ago

   I hope this one succeeds.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

   Hey, what’s that leather strap? Is Earl pakin’ heat?
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   AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, 5 months ago

   @DylanThomas3.14159

   Suspenders. This strip really did make me LOL.
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   Radish said, 5 months ago

   Once Texas seceeds lets build a wall around it to keep them in.
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   Texas, the only place on Earth that can make Bezerkistan look civilized!
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   thebird55 said, 5 months ago

   There is a faction here in GA calling for secession. But they want Macon to stay in the Union. That makes the idea appealing to me.
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   Thirdguy said, 5 months ago

   Austin will never go for it!
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    Richard S. Russell said, 5 months ago

    Know what Texas’s ORIGINAL immigration problem was? All those gringos pouring in from the north. The trick is, they were all invited. Mexico was trying to develop the land and wanted settlers from wherever they could get them.
     
    I love irony.
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 5 months ago

    Actually I’m going to have to defend my great State Texas. True, I wasn’t born there; I was born in Kansas (Wichita), lived till age two-weeks old then set up home in McAllen and later to San ‘Tone where I lived with my Preacher father and Preacher’s wife Mother till I wa eight years old.
    

    
    I CLAIM Texas. I LOVE Texas.
    

    
    Just because it’s been overrun by harmful invasive thorny Bushes, alarmed by “poitically correct”-and-crazed-fear-mongers, and driven by wild ignorance-and-superstition fueled Teapartiers is no reason to abandon THE LONE STAR STATE.
    

    
    Calling all true Texans! Arise! Unite! Shine! Stomp out the invasive species of Bushes! And drown out their cries for secession with, REMEMBER THE ALAMO! And THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS! Un-friend “W.Bush” and send him packing!
    

    
    RECALL secessionist Rick Perry and send him packin’ outta State —all tarred ‘n’ Leghorn-chicken-feathered ‘n’ ridin’ on a sharp mesquite-wood rail chainsawed rough!
    

    
    And MOST IMPORTANTLY vote the Texas Teapartiers outta the State legislature, outta the Governor’s Mansion, outta the court system, outta the U.S. House of Representatives and Outta the U.S. Senate.
    

    
    My fellow Americans, recognize the NEW Great State of Texas!
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    sjc14850 said, 5 months ago

    @

    So will my lunch.
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    James Lewis said, 5 months ago

    Rick Perry makes Triff look like Einstein’s guru.
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    saywhatwhat said, 5 months ago

    @DylanThomas3.14159

    … you sure said a mouthful. But sadly Rick Perry is a real Texan. I’m afraid the arrogance and cluelessness goes way back.
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    Ensoh said, 5 months ago

    When people claim “The South Shall Rise Again,” are they talking about its I.Q.?
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