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   leftwingpatriot said, 9 months ago

   Can you spank somebody via twitter?
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   Linguist said, 9 months ago

   You can pick your nose, you can pick a fight, you can pick a pepper, but you can’t pick your grand kids.
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   SkepticCal said, 9 months ago

   Cherokee?
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   basshwy said, 9 months ago

   Aaagh!!
   It’s moments like these you need Minties :)
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 9 months ago

   Is Trudeau beginning to slip? Is an official DNC speech-review committee holding one of its members to what a rich brat Twitters about her Grammy?
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   Jenn said, 9 months ago

   Alex, Alex, Alex! You need to be put down with a tranquilizer gun for a time….
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   MiepR said, 9 months ago

   @DylanThomas3.14159

   It’s a joke. This is a comic strip.
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   DylanThomas3.14159 said, 9 months ago

   @MiepR

   Mr. MiepR! Surely you jest!
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   basshwy said, 9 months ago

   @MiepR

   No joke about Doonesbury :)
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 9 months ago

    Poor Gram. Having to pay NOW for her own mis-spent youth?
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    Paula R. Stiles said, 9 months ago

    Heh, even if Alex could use a good slap, that is a clever use of hashtags in the guy’s punch line.
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    gmartin997 said, 9 months ago

    Alex already knew that, didn’t she?
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    Lee Justice said, 9 months ago

    Just stick to the “I’m a native American I think….I have high cheek bones..,” makes her look as stupid as those that would vote for her…
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 9 months ago

    Isn’t it great . . . no trolls around? Oops, I think I just caught a whiff of . . . . My bad . . . for even mentioning . . . . Ewwww . . . .
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    DylanThomas3.14159 said, 9 months ago

    @Lee Justice

    “Just stick to the ‘I’m a native American’” schtick.
    π
    Pssst! Nearly 4/5 of Massachusettsians think they’re native Americans anyhow. (Hey, if it births in ‘chusetts, it generally grows up in ’chusetts). Meaning right at the getgo, you’re already plowing in pretty gluey heavy clay ground.
    π
    But just say you haven’t yet got the point yet. Hear this: PHD for PhD, Massachusetts may already be the smartest state in the union, given the Harvard Square Hub and the educated tentacles that radiate therefrom out to virtually all the colleges and universities all over the State and round about.
    π
    Don’t argue. Yes, the collective IQ of the Silicon-Valley-Stanford corridor may scrape the sky a bit higher. But Californ-eye-aay’s a big brobdingnagian state. And when you average in the likes all the low (and maybe even NEGATIVE) reich-wing IQs of our Orange Countyoids you dumb down its population by — whirrr whirrr whirrr — by, well it gets so low, do you even wanna go there any more? Or would you care to rein in your racist American Indian prejudices and dry again?
    π
    If you choose to keep on plowing, then all you’re left is the racist claim that native American Indians — the Charokee, is it? — are even dumber. Your clumsy silly implication that people who sport “high cheek bones” “look … stupid” brands you as a racist. Think about it.
    π
    And I don’t think you really wanna go there for fear they’ll zap you from orbit with their GPS-stabilized, quantum-computerized gamma-ray gun. (No, not, the Ronald Ray-Gun — though that’s close — the Gamma Ray-Gun.
    π
    Quit now while you still got two ears sticking out of your head and not cleanly slip-sliced off from stationary orbit.
    Capisce (Kapeesh)?
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