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Zonker: Sure could go for a few rays... ah, what's the harm? Boopsie: Zonker, I saw a poll recently that might interest you... Only 8% of Ohio voters have a favorable opinion of John Boehner's tan. Isn't that amazing? Why would a potential Speaker of the House invite such ridicule? Even Obama calls him a "person of color." Zonker: Yeah, Boehner should probably stay in his own lane, race wise... but I'm guessing he's a problem tannist. Once you've perfected that caramel coating, it's wicked hard to stop. I mean, I used to tan professionaly, and I still got hooked. I'll be a recovering tannist for the rest of my life! Boopsie: Hey, why don't you reach out to him, Zonk? Sam: Yeah! You must be like a god to him! Zonker: Well, I'd take his call, but he has to want to change!
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