Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 1998
Transcript:
Alice: Well, I better be going, my houseboy will worry...Reg, be a dear and tell me how to get home. My address is on my bracelet... Elmont: 3058 "M" Street, huh? That's easy! Take three rights and a left, go up two flights, hop over the chainlink fence, and hightail it across the rail yards... Lacey: I'm not asking the right person, am I? Elmont: When you get to the river, lash together some tires...