Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 17, 1993
Transcript:
Roland: Peter, I'm now talking exclusively to disaster victim Duke about his brush with death. Mr. Ambassador, I wonder if you could share with us some of the details of your extraordinary ordeal... Duke: I'm afraid not, Roland. At least not until I sort through the movie offers. Roland: Well, at least tell us this: you were in total darkness for over a week... Duke: And you'd like to know where I got my courage? Roland: No. Your tan.