Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 18, 1993
Transcript:
Cornell: Check it out, Z... Who sez cooking ain't fun? Zonker: Not I! TV announcer: ...and next month, NBC will be airing made-for-television movies on both the Waco cult and the Twin Tower bombing! Cornell: Holy moly! Already! Zonker: Now that's rapid-response film-making! Cornell: Want to know something truly sad? I'll watch 'em both! Zonker: Me, too! I love my docudramas garden-fresh! It's that darn Gulf-War, Cornell - it changed us! We expect to be entertained in real time now! Cornell: You know, I still think we'd make a great made-for-TV movie! Something like "Malibu Pot Angels"! Zonker: Actually, I mentioned that to Sid this morning... TV announcer: Coming up... "Malibu Pot Angels: Zonker's Story"! Cornell: Oh, wow. Zonker: I think your story's on CBS.