For those who are having trouble reading the text:
P1Scanning … Scanning … Scanning …
P2Scanning … Scanning … Scanning …
P3Target – acquired.
P4Security: Disarmed. Infilibate: Go!
P5Mission: Obtain rectangular dairy products and assorted deli meats.
P6Dog: “I’m just saying that if I had a super dragonized robot, I wouldn’t waste it fighting ridiculously tentacled aliens.”