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By Richard Thompson
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Nov 2, 2012
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Beni: Now make the bee do something useful.  Alice: Bee go fix me a bologna sandwich.  Bee: Buzz  Alice: Run!  Alice: Hey, thats a june bug! Ha! Don't I feel silly.  Dill: No wonder it tried to sting us.
Nov 4, 2012
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    Linux0s  about 5 years ago

    June bugs never fix bologna sandwiches. They’re difficult that way.

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    Randy B GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Do not annoy the insect!

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    Randy B GC Insider about 5 years ago

    Dill’s a bit behind the curve. June bugs can’t sting.What they CAN do is make a lot of threatening noise.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Even a bee can be pushed too far, oh my brave young scholars!

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    neatslob GC Insider about 5 years ago

    To a little kid, ALL bugs can sting. I know some adults who still think that.

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    massha  about 5 years ago

    What neatslob said. I, for one, take no chances!

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Never buy or fix a sandwich for anyone else. They will always complain that you got it wrong.

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    alviebird  about 5 years ago

    I found a June bug just a couple of weeks ago. Picked it up off the pavement outside Walgreen’s, at night. It was getting cool, and the bug didn’t look too happy there. I took it to a friend’s back yard and put it on a bush. It wouldn’t tell me which bush it preferred.

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    calvinsfriend110  about 5 years ago

    I hate June Bugs…

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    ellisaana GC Insider about 5 years ago
    Bees like mayonaise. If you ask a bee to make you a bologna sandwich be sure to say “hold the mayo” or your sandwich might arrive with the bee in it.
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    kdrufcrn  about 5 years ago

    calvinsfriend: I hate June bugs too. In fact all bugs.

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    JP Steve  about 5 years ago

    What’s to hate about that?

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