The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 11, 2015
February 10, 2015
February 12, 2015
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: I'm sorry, Mr. Winters, but I'm going to have to reject your proposal for "Facial Hair Appreciation Night". Dusty: What? Why? Miss Overdunne: Well, I find it quite exclusionary to the women of this residence. Dusty: But we're gonna invite all women who live & work here. Heck, we're even gonna invite you. Miss Overdunne: Oh really? I made the list? How flattering! Thank you! Dusty: Don't mention it. No one else wanted to invite you, but I explained it'd be good form no matter how uptight you could be. Miss Overdunne: And they say "diplomacy is dead." Dusty: Well, no... they said you could only stay for half an hour.. and, uh, no fruit punch.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
’Cuz the punch is gonna be spiked?
mackenzie0158 over 9 years ago
Screw her—hold “Facial Hair Appreciation Night” without her permission." What’s she going to do? Have all the attendees arrested? Not every function has to be co-ed.
paha_siga over 9 years ago
Like (especially older) women wouldn’t have facial hair!