The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 28, 2014

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Voice from television: Are those extra pounds starting to show? Are you overweight? Are you a binge eater? Dusty: What's it to you? Voice: If so, we can help!! Just dial the 800 number appearing now on your screen. Dusty: Hmm... well... let's see if it's painless to mah wallet. Voice from telephone: Hello... Dusty: Howdy. Voice: Welcome to the Deep Dark Chocolate Factory order hotline. For fudge... press 1... Dusty: Now that is sneaky advertisin'.