The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 28, 2014
November 27, 2014
November 29, 2014
Transcript:
The Professor: About this time of year in 1491 a comet came very close to hitting the Earth. Boy: Cool! Professor: Not so! Had there been a collision, it would've been a terrible event! Boy: Foster Grandpa... It wouldn't have been, because aliens would've taken everyone to the planet Zaldor... Boy: ... and given everyone superpowers! Professor: Okayyyyy, kids.... let's see if anything of interest happened in 1492...
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago
Most important event of 1492? It’s in that old rhyme:
Fourteen hundred and ninety-two,The Spanish conquered Ganada! Woo-hoo!
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
In 1492 aliens invaded planet America and gave everyone super diseases!
Elvanion over 9 years ago
Tsk, he should not interfere with the children’s religious training. It is obvious they are Scientologists.