The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 15, 2014
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Transcript:
Evelyn: I should listened to the Professor's advice: "Don't grow 'zukes' unless you have a plan for them." Now, here I am, stalking the halls of my retirement home at midnight. Leaving twenty-pound "gifts" for unsuspecting neighbors...gardening isn't for sissies! Voice: Who's there?
ellisaana Premium Member almost 10 years ago
One of our neighbors once left a bluefish in our garage. Our dog found it before we did. We discovered he had eaten half of it, neatly stripping flesh from bones. There are few things worse than waking up to a belching dog who smells like an overfed cat.
paha_siga almost 10 years ago
Pick the zukes while they are still small – then they will be a smaller problem, too.
redbaronss almost 10 years ago
Sometimes you have no choice. One day the zuke is pencil size. You go back the next day and you could use it as a club—it’s now more than a foot long. Surprise! The Zucchini Fairy was here!
saxie5 almost 10 years ago
Some food banks do take home grown vegetables.
patlaborvi almost 10 years ago
You can pickle just about anything, it’s just another way of preserving food. But, a zuke is a squash, not a cucumber so it wouldn’t make a good pickle.
MsMistoffeles14 almost 10 years ago
Revenge of the 20 pound zucchinis!