The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 19, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: Now.. I think Dusty here is a likely candidate. Dusty: Candidate fer what? Woman: We need someone to play a leprechaun in our St. Patrick's Day celebration tomorrow. Second woman: He's short. That fits. Dusty: Talk to my agent. Woman: It says here that leprechauns are aloof and unfriendly. Second woman: Another point for Dusty... Dusty: Grrr... Woman: Supposedly each of them possesses a hidden pot of gold. Second woman: Too bad. This one's pot is definately not hidden! Dusty: Hmph!