The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 24, 2013
May 23, 2013
May 25, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Mort...we must address this issue of free-range seniors at Elderpark! Mort: Take a look at this, Miss Overdunne. Miss Overdunne: A lawn gnome? Mort: No ordinary gnome! Picked it up at a trade show just last week. It's a Perimeter Security Gnome! It's got a motion detector inside. Walk toward it. Gnome: Step back from the gnome!! Mort: The deluxe model's hat lights up!
Hawthorne almost 11 years ago
Free range seniors … they’re disappearing fast, Miss Overdunne, not to worry.
redbaronss almost 11 years ago
They’ll need to place them on the perimeter of gnome-man’s land.