The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 21, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: This meeting of the Elderpark Gossip Committee is now in session. Irma...do you have a report on Dusty? Irma: At 1300 hours the perp left Elderpark in a taxi. We followed. At 1425 the taxi arrived at a deserted ranch house. Dusty was observed talking to a very tall dark-haired female..the bad news is that said female appeared to be about 25 years of age...the good news is said female is a horse. Woman 2: I move that Irma be taken off surveillance duty. Woman 3: Second!