She would never had seen the mat anyway. She probably has not seen her feet in years. My grandma (Rest her soul) was like that size. She had mirrors on the floor to make sure her shoes matched. She wore loafers. How would she tie shoes otherwise. One day she leaned over to give me a hug. I was 6 and got rolled on. I just remember while going under thinking she is sooo soft.
“…I heard the sidewalk crack”-——————————-“… I heard the jake brakes”______________“… my WELCOME mat retreated under the door”-—————————“… your cat Muff-Muff just left a present on my Barcalounger”
pcolli over 11 years ago
She’ll have to stay on the doorstep – no way can she get through that narrow door.
Linguist over 11 years ago
Nothing like a visit from the ole mother-in-law to make one want to burn the Welcome Mat.
LingeeWhiz over 11 years ago
So, why’d ya answer the door?
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
She would never had seen the mat anyway. She probably has not seen her feet in years. My grandma (Rest her soul) was like that size. She had mirrors on the floor to make sure her shoes matched. She wore loafers. How would she tie shoes otherwise. One day she leaned over to give me a hug. I was 6 and got rolled on. I just remember while going under thinking she is sooo soft.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 11 years ago
“…I heard the sidewalk crack”-——————————-“… I heard the jake brakes”______________“… my WELCOME mat retreated under the door”-—————————“… your cat Muff-Muff just left a present on my Barcalounger”
tbritt99 over 11 years ago
Her stomach arrived 10 min before the rest of her.
REDROCKER51 over 11 years ago
i have a " Get Lost " mat just for my mother and father-in-law….but it don’t help, they can’t read……..
iced tea over 11 years ago
You yourself becomes a welcoming mat if you let people take advantage of you.